2008

things i need RIGHT NOW

1. greasy food, preferably mcdonald’s or pepe’s pizza or archie moore’s pickup. 2....

DEBME (-:

Google - Knol: a unit of knowledge

[Imagedump] June 2008 - Part 2 FLYING PUPPEH!!!!!!!

malty: Paddy Braddy got three chicks for his garden. Names:...

“I think you put words in his mouth. I interpreted his post...”
— o n e s o n g - more on...

im sitting on my couch right now, and right outside my window, on the other side of the hedge, on...

“If you can’t get your kids to eat vegetables, why is it my...”
— Jim Skinner, CEO of...

“Desperation is the anti-vag.”
— all that glitters i laughed my...

more on younger women/older men

jgh: peterwknox: “Peter’s long rant about how he cant’ get with girls his own age because they’re...

someecards.com Message:hahahahaha THANKS A LOT WIFE.

Vintage Ads: Oldies But Goodies

antikris: whateverlolawants: Life size Ken...

A Softer World: 306

20 Creative Ideas for Everyday Use : Wacky...

I'm so fucking frustrated.

sarahchristine: I need dish soap, toilet paper and other such things and I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING WAY...

Having fun in supermarkets: Walk around the store and pick up exactly $20 worth of beer/liquor,...

via img136.imageshack.us …something seems to be...

Cover Your Bases

lifeofakatie: whatiwore: Sometime in mid-July my mind starts turning to fall fashion. If you’re...

antikris: I kinda feel bad for Jessica Simpson.  She keeps...

“Bravo could do a public service by rushing this show to its...”
— ‘Jo & Slade’ should be...

“You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I...”
— Brooke Hogan, when asked who...

“Why is the world so screwed up? Men. How do we fix it?...”
— Where The Hell Is Matt? - FAQ

via cdn.holytaco.com

Polls: How Would You Like Your Inflation Served? this ticked...

Out with the old...

kathlellen: I finally FINALLY threw out the ugly lamp left behind by one of the girls who used to...

found this little guy with mold spots for eyes in the garden...

Embarrassing AIM handles you had when...

miss-r: kiamatthews: jgh: Assignment is self-explanatory: reblog with any ridiculous AIM...

Top 10 Real Men of Genius Ads

“I may have decided to decry a certain sect of literary...”
— Jessica Roy (via jgh) a key...

scar tissue

i just finished reading scar tissue, the anthony kiedis semi-autobiography.  a raggedy scroll of...

sarahchristine: What’s wrong with that? hahahahaha NADA

sarahchristine: For some reason it really pisses me off that Julia Allison completely removed the...

katysaidso: diamondsintherough: Ok, I know he plays Aussie...

I know it's hard for you to believe it,...

jessicagoldharalson: caro: “As someone actually employed as a writer, albeit not the sort of...

ABC News: Lifelike Baby Dolls Become Cult Item this is...

my friend shannon is an incredibly intelligent woman with a wicked sense of humor and a razor-sharp...

antikris: Lindsay Lohan attends a party celebrating...

bullshit: Collectible Trading Cards That Really Stretch The...

Driving In and Around New York: A...

ovahoidinnewyawk: Whenever possible, pass on the right. Speed limits apply only to...

carmenmariah: I WANT! Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue… it...

147xxxx: ffffound: coffee-diagram.gif (GIF Image, 460x461...

“Heidi wants to perform for the troops in Iraq. And if...”
— Thus Spake Spencer.

via i328.photobucket.com

cate: i slept on my arm funny
cate: and it hurts like hell!!
wife: yeah i have neck of a thousand deaths right now

We heart it / Visual bookmark for everyone hahaha

Quench your DESPAIR “ These are the saddest diet...

duplo: OH my gosh. that is the SADDEST puppy face EVER.

things my boyfriend tells me about.

matt: yeah
matt: false alarm on the poop
matt: I just farted something mean... feel much better

(via etrangere) CLASSIC

“Communicate. Fearlessly. Anyone who is worth it will make...”
— Style Tips - iCiNG -...

lovepuppy: noraleah: I think white sunglasses are really...

Bush Administration Memo Tries To Define ALL...

gauntlet: Subvertising

lovepuppy: I can haz bangs now. Plz. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

antikris: dhk: Ok done. Best thing I have seen...

antikris: lomo: We heart it / Visual bookmark for...

my basil

is NOT doing too hot.  it’s leggy and skinny and keeps flowering, and there is something...

malty: zoee: “The vast majority of jewelry that celebrates...

hilars

caragh: I’m done with being sorry. I’m done with feeling ashamed. I’m done with wondering what kind...

malty: I got no sleep last night and I almost started crying on my way to work. Liz doesnt...

personal challenge

tktc: catedunn: as i mentioned about a week ago, i’m on an austerity program in terms of spending...

personal challenge

as i mentioned about a week ago, i’m on an austerity program in terms of spending money. ...

Um...I think I pissed some people off?

antikris: In regards to the whole facebook reblog engagement deal… If I deleted your comments it’s...

rore: cheekythoughts: jessicagoldharalson: claudia: antik...

sarahchristine: Moving up in the world… to paraphrase...

“When you love someone, you do not love them all the time in...”
— - Anne Morrow...

Quote of the Day

juliaallison: “When you love someone, you do not love them all the time in exactly the same way,...

Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?

ronenfeed: FRIENDBOOK lol, i know this feeling.

“My advice is that you stick to what you know Randy. Banjos...”
— claudia on RandyHaddock (re:...

“Jessica you’re NOT a feminist. Plenty of people will agree...”
— RandyHaddock Hmm. (And, that’s...

Honk!

sharingtime: Instead of an incredibly loud and annoying sound whenever assholes drivers honk their...

these happy days are yours and my (the...

when we rented the beach cottage, we were simply filler tenants.  the house had been pretty well...

cate: mother of f*ing GOD
wife: wow
wife: that's a strong starting point

i get bored sometime :)

BBC NEWS | Africa | China 'is fuelling war in...

toothpaste for dinner drawing archive: jul 2008

ericamay: thebronzemedal: antikris: christinahaberkern: r...

Listen

carmenmariah: jaim: (via modernmommy) omg that’s...

sarahchristine: Wow. This sucks a lot worse than I anticipated. I am definitely not okay....

antikris: This is what you get when you send a half breed...

theduty: (via poobah) old. still love this… this inspired...

via digg i wish i could add this to my favorite cup at home,...

If You Wanna Be Happy

fact

the majority of wedding dresses look light fancy nightgowns.

i think

i might be the only person who inserts lolcats into email threads in the hopes that it will become a...

Modest Web Site Is Behind a Bevy of Memes -...

via here. HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIFE! my wife is not actually my...

vincent: you should chill out on those wethers if you're choking
cate: i inhaled water
vincent: only one at a time, seriously.
cate: %*#)(%*)($&%#)@+_*(%@*%+)@*^%+^Y
vincent: unfortunately for you, I can read ASCII

In an Iranian Image, a Missile Too Many -...

suitep: fatmanatee: zoee: I made these for a few guests I...

Lively by Google

Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?

wife: WIFE I WANT IN AND OUT
cate: ME TOO ME TOO ME TOOOOOOOOO NOFAIIIIIR
cate: im making burgers for dinner
cate: you hsould come and bring lettuce.
wife: why wont they let us franchise??? WE RESPECT the burger
wife: we wont harm it!
cate: I KNOW!!!
cate: we worship the burger!
cate: we love the burger!
cate: IN AND OUUUUTTT I MISS ITTT
wife: hahaha i bow down to it's beefy goodness

Hamburgers - The Upgrader on Men.Style.Com

Some States Extend Sales-Tax Holidays This...

BBC NEWS | Technology | MEPs back contested...

via di1.shopping.com dear teeny tiny picture of gorgeous...

A Better Perspective

sparklingpants: Earlier today, I lost a stone out of my ring. I was depressed all afternoon. ...

Dear Loyal Readers (and passers by),

whatiwore: I am thinking about talking What I Wore to the next level… but I’m not quite sure what...

i just made

nachos of ultimate deliciousness.  ULTIMATE DELICIOUSNESS.  layers of chips loaded with freshly...

Weddings on the Brain.

sarahchristine: Just spent way too long looking at people’s wedding photos on Facebook. I know too...

Pirate Encyclopedia

malty: kaitziskin: ugh. when did i become such a fat ass? I became a fat ass, Feb 23, 2006. A...

yotaroh: (via feaverish) YAY!

biteofpythias: david: “Trying to convince lobsters to fight...

“But men opting to get vasectomies before the age of 40...”
— Details Blog: The Birth...

Sleep it off

sharingtime: I’ve been sleeping poorly ever since I got back from Portland over a week ago. Some...

sharingtime: My gift to myself today was remembering that...

“What’s nonsociety.com? Sounds like something I wouldn’t like...”
— my adorable high school friend...

laundry.

basically, i fucking hate doing it.  i hate going down into our spidery basement, i hate sorting...

summmmerrr dayyyss

summer is supposed to be a carefree, fun time of relaxation and beer.  obviously, the work week...

“The fastest way to succeed is to double your failure rate.”
— Thomas J. Watson Sr., founder...

How the bloody hell does this happen.

mascarah: brieflynoted: I’m one of the founding partners...

Christina Aguilera - Candyman

Listen

Art: Get Your Discount Coupon for Louis...

the length of the previous post is necessary, apologies if you’re reaaallly not...

The Male Privilege Checklist

rore: justinjustin: rynhr: Agreed! napolux: Piracy is not...

Senior Citizen Steals Hearts, Gems

Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?

“Like O as in Awesome?”
— re: the billing service lady...

sophiniesom: photoholic: spreading the love (via Jibbo) I...

noahkai: True words. travors: via www.gapingvoid.com

I bought an egg warmer! Cutest/most frivolous things ever....

KRISATOMIC » O hai

KRISATOMIC » O hai

Thanks Dad

Me: (upon waking) I had a dream I was fat and I woke up crying.
Dad: Well, keep shoveling food down your throat like you have this weekend and your dreams wont be that unattainable.
Dad: In fact, you're not that far off.
Stepsister: Who wants breakfast?
Me: No thanks
(that's not very nice and you don't look particularly fat at all to me)

miss-r: Gossip Girl: back on your screens September 1. (via...

Would you say something?

malty: I was at a BBQ with all of Matt’s friends but no Matt on Friday (he was at the beach with...