July 11, 2008
via here. HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIFE! my wife is not actually my wife, but just my best friend since early high school.  she’s pretty and fun and awesome and hysterically funny, and i love her, and i’m glad she’s my age for almost precisely 2 months!! WOOOOO WIFE BIRTHDAY!!!! tomorrow we’re going to her house for a par-tay and we’re going to slip n slide.  YAY! edit: a couple of those cupcakes have poop topping.  sorry wife.

via here.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIFE!

my wife is not actually my wife, but just my best friend since early high school.  she’s pretty and fun and awesome and hysterically funny, and i love her, and i’m glad she’s my age for almost precisely 2 months!! WOOOOO WIFE BIRTHDAY!!!!

tomorrow we’re going to her house for a par-tay and we’re going to slip n slide.  YAY!

edit: a couple of those cupcakes have poop topping.  sorry wife.

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